Definitions by Jimmy Dink

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

FELCHICIDE by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022

tampura 

Horrible tasting Japaneese food. So bad, it reminds one of deep fried tampon.

Jenny was a terrible cook especially when she served her seaweed logs and tampura.

tampura by Jimmy Dink November 26, 2021

scrotany 

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

scrotany by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

Vulvaleen 

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

Vulvaleen by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019

Dicnic 

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.

Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.

Dicnic by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019

Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

Rubbish Hump by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018

paradike 

A place where the sun is warm, beaches fine and the sand is crowded with lesbians.

Off to lesbos next week. Forecast is great and I can't wait to get to this famous island Paradike!

paradike by Jimmy Dink September 14, 2017