Jimmy Dink's definitions

whoregusta national

The seedy strip just around the corner from where the Masters golf tournament is played where drugs and whores are in huge supply.

The golf event was cool but Whoregusta National was way more fun and when we arrived, there were a hell of a lot more than 18 holes.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

anderson hooper

Anderson coopers anus

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020

toungilingus

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017