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Dicnic

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.
Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.
by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019
mugGet the Dicnicmug.

polish my pigeon

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
by Jimmy Dink July 1, 2017
mugGet the polish my pigeonmug.

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.
Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.
by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017
mugGet the panty poomug.

skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017
mugGet the skunk flapsmug.

shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
mugGet the shirt squirtmug.

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.
Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.
by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022
mugGet the FELCHICIDEmug.

toungilingus

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.
by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017
mugGet the toungilingusmug.

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