Jimmy Dink's definitions

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 21, 2017

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.

Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.

by Jimmy Dink December 8, 2022

skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

shirt squirt

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

whoregusta national

The seedy strip just around the corner from where the Masters golf tournament is played where drugs and whores are in huge supply.

The golf event was cool but Whoregusta National was way more fun and when we arrived, there were a hell of a lot more than 18 holes.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017