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whoregusta national

The seedy strip just around the corner from where the Masters golf tournament is played where drugs and whores are in huge supply.
The golf event was cool but Whoregusta National was way more fun and when we arrived, there were a hell of a lot more than 18 holes.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
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lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.
Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.
by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017
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skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017
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ruddy rat

It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018
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toungilingus

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.
by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017
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panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.
Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.
by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017
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