cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019

ruddy rat

A used and bloody tampon.

It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

whoregusta national

The seedy strip just around the corner from where the Masters golf tournament is played where drugs and whores are in huge supply.

The golf event was cool but Whoregusta National was way more fun and when we arrived, there were a hell of a lot more than 18 holes.

by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017

mensturaging

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017