Jim Inman's definitions

fang faced

A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.

That fang faced bagwitch rode-off on my rockhopper!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

gagged

To gag is to fail at a task attempted.

I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006