A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.
When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.
Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
A butthacker is a homosexual male who cruises the straight bar scene, trying to pick-up on straight men. A pain in the ass (No pun intended). asshacker, shithacker, butt fly,
by Jim Inman August 28, 2006
A cube slave is a person who works in an office configured with workspace cubicals. Derivation of gally slave.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006