Definitions by Jim Inman
crackwitch
A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.
That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.
crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
bagwitch
blow a smoke ring
To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.
I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.
blow a smoke ring by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Word of the Day on August 20, 2006
stoneager
A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
stonager
A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
computerphobic
A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.
My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.
computerphobic by Jim Inman August 19, 2006