cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

by jim June 24, 2003

yeat

portside, if you know it, you know it

"dude, you coulda hooked up with that fat chick.."

"YEAT!"

by jim January 16, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.

1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey

by jim December 24, 2004

the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

by Jim June 09, 2004