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Bo Jangles

The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.
The man Bo Jangles is the craziest son of a bitch ever.
by Jim January 25, 2005
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wally

Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.
You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.
by Jim September 10, 2003
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Butter On A Roll

Someone who thinks of themselves as classy but is really just fat, ugly and stupid. Origin: Better in a Rolls, i.e. Rolls Royce.
He thinks he's fierce but he's really just butter on a roll.
by Jim March 13, 2003
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weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.
Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!
by Jim July 19, 2004
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Kraid

The extreemly large green reptilian creature seen in the metroid games. He is usualy about 2 vertical screens tall and shoots large spikes from his stomach and thorns from his back/hands, depending on wich game. In the orrigional Metroid for the NES, he was only about 8 feet tall, as opposed to the stories-tall bohemoth of later games. He was to appear in Metroid Prime, but dude to time constrictions they cut him out.
Kraid is a generaly fun boss to battle in the metroid games.
He appeared in Metroid, Super Metroid, and Metroid Zero Mission.
by Jim October 9, 2005
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any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.
Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
by Jim July 19, 2004
mugGet the any chance?mug.

retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.
Suck my wanger, retarditudes.
by Jim November 10, 2003
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