Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 19, 2003

beef stroganoff

What a girls face looks like after she sucks off a brahma bull and he blows in her face.

Damn, looks like my girlfriend just left the barn and had another helping of beef stoganoff.

by JIM January 16, 2004

submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 09, 2003

THPS

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (sometimes followed by a number)

dude THPS4 is so fun

by jim March 26, 2003

stephen lynch

comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)

"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"

by Jim April 18, 2004

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004