Jim's definitions

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

The Parkway

A quality establishment located in Alden, PA. They have the best Cheesesteaks and the coldest Bud. And the Bud is always fresh, cause the Nanticoke scumbags drink 5 halves a day.
Live entertainment every night, too! Like Rose telling you about the girl who can suck cock but can't slice meat.

Steph and Maggie went to the Parkway to find some hot Nanticokians. They didn't find any.

by Jim April 15, 2005

take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.

Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.

by jim July 2, 2004

benst

Northern NJ slang negating the word best. The opposite of best.

Last night I slammed my hand in a door. Yeah, it was the benst.

by Jim June 29, 2004

illin

Something pirates and theives and beastie boys do well and often.

"Most illinest b-boy - I got that feeling
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

by jim December 30, 2005

dodfrig

a bitch ass medal of honor player with a big dick

A. "My name is dodfrig"
B. "OMFG REALLY?"

by Jim September 26, 2004

cancer

n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

by jim June 24, 2003