submarine

A sexual position in which the male suspends himself under the female while she is on all four with her posterior facing the sky.

Dude, I submarined Jen for two minutes then she collapsed.

by Jim December 08, 2003

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 02, 2005

popely

acting like the pope

"that guy is quite popely

by jim May 07, 2005

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

N - Bomb

The N-BOMB can be dropped without warning....
dropping the N-bomb is saying the word "Nigger" "Nig" "NIglet" "Nigaboo"

damn that is one Nigaboo

by jim December 12, 2003

Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.

Look at her, she's a road dog.

by Jim February 09, 2004

Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.

Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.

by Jim March 13, 2003