Definitions by Jiggaman
mufro
The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)
As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache
Sand rider
a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
Sand rider by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
curry basher
A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
curry basher by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
john wayne walk
john wayne walk by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
red ring
Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.
Samiad
A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.
blind mans wank
Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
blind mans wank by Jiggaman April 14, 2005