Old skool dissing. When
your mum and
your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!
Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!
When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.
Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.
When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank
Buy a
blind mans wank
mug!
When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.
Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.
The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping
He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne
Buy a
john wayne walk
mug!
loves haywood school
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"
Irfan:why do u always piss me off for dyu
buzz off it u dik
wahidy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I LYAK IT
