A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
Look at you, you carny bastard
by Jiggaman April 12, 2005
A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
an asian diluted by his generation who loses all ties with his origin and becomes a dkhed.
noticed by long hair copper highlights and dont know their asian language, hindi, urdu , punjabi or gujrati
act like prcks and are the scum of the earth to all asians(COCUNUTS MAINLY COMPRISE OF HINDUS...ABOUT 99.6%)
noticed by long hair copper highlights and dont know their asian language, hindi, urdu , punjabi or gujrati
act like prcks and are the scum of the earth to all asians(COCUNUTS MAINLY COMPRISE OF HINDUS...ABOUT 99.6%)
Avi is the king of all cocunuts
that idiot needs to be slapped up...man came to my house and said he loved the beryani and samasas
that idiot needs to be slapped up...man came to my house and said he loved the beryani and samasas
by jiggaman March 29, 2005
A gruesome health and sexual act. After a persons back starts to peel from severe sunburn. The person then proceeds to rub faeces into it for sexual pleasure. The heat from the burn solidifys not only the faeces but also sticking up skin which has now become hard and turned a camoflage colour of that a crocodile has.
Colin wished he kept his sun burn and coprophilia attitudes seperate as he struggled to cover the smell and his back with his shirt.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005