Jiggaman's definitions

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

boyton

The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.

Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

jam doughnut

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.

Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Samiad

A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.

Gareth: That old man has very wrinkly skin and i bet he smells of shit.
Tim: I would say he is the actual Samiad.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

curry basher

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.

Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping

He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005