JiM's definitions

zygote

A pansy.

Zygote is a zygote.

by JiM July 21, 2003

fishbucket

slang for vagina

man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

by jim May 15, 2004

mustang

Often incorrectly claimed to be the "original musclecar" (the Pontiac GTO was the first musclecar) the mustang was marketed to be a cute friendly car for secretaries and to this day it still is. Several variations of the mustang were built in order to compete with the Chevrolet Camaro but the mustang could never match the Camaro's performance even with the use of superchargers.

1. Wow, did you just see that Camaro smoke that Mustang.

2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.

by Jim December 12, 2004

Bad Cock

The act of cutting your own penis off and shoving it down your throat resulting in death.

It appears as if the victim bad cocked himself to death.

by Jim April 22, 2005

wogehkak

Giant creature, lives in the woods, he'll bite ya face

That Jim looks like a wiggly wogehkak.

by Jim September 29, 2003

Wisonsin

We have more lakes than Minnesota!

by Jim August 14, 2003

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jim June 24, 2003