JiM's definitions

Child Porn

its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!

child porn is sick as all fuck.

by jim July 20, 2008

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim May 31, 2003

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 10, 2005

jackets

A slang term for police (pigs).

I'm tired of these motherfucking jackets.

by Jim January 9, 2003

karac

A person with a large penis.

I heard that Jim is a karac.

by Jim September 8, 2003

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 7, 2004

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004