Jevanyn's definitions

unhear

To forget hearing something, usually disgusting, offensive, disturbing, or just plain fucked up.

Thank you for sharing all the gory details. I can now never unhear any of it.

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.

"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money

by jevanyn April 14, 2010

relief bitcher

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.

You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.

by jevanyn September 3, 2009

mockname

A nickname, but intended to mock the person/place/thing.

Tiger Woods now has the mocknames "Lion Woods" and "Cheetah Woods".

When the Browns moved to Baltimore, Ravens fans started calling Cleveland "C-leave-land".

by jevanyn December 14, 2009

on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

by jevanyn March 23, 2011

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

LeBrontourage

Refers to the may hangers-on of LeBron James. Also apparently the title of a regular segment on SportsCenter

After months of speculation, all we've learned is that someone in the LeBrontourage loves to screw with sports reporters.

by jevanyn July 6, 2010