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Definitions by Jevanyn

relief bitcher 

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.
You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.
relief bitcher by jevanyn September 3, 2009

social frog 

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.
I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.
social frog by jevanyn September 1, 2009

assholitical 

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
assholitical by jevanyn August 28, 2009

broken typewriter 

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease
broken typewriter by jevanyn August 21, 2009

defridgerate 

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.
Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!
defridgerate by jevanyn August 17, 2009

memetard 

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.
Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.
memetard by jevanyn August 6, 2009

ninjinuity 

A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.
From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.
ninjinuity by jevanyn May 1, 2009