nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.
"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money
by jevanyn April 14, 2010
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defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.
Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!
by jevanyn August 17, 2009
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evilfacebook

"Why's facebook chat not working?"

"They're fixing yet another security hole."

"Evilfacebook strikes again!"
by jevanyn May 05, 2010
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indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 04, 2010
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Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.
Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.
by jevanyn June 02, 2009
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ninjinuity

A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.
From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.
by jevanyn May 01, 2009
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green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.
1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
by jevanyn January 22, 2010
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