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bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.
Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by jevanyn May 13, 2011
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ninjinuity

A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.
From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.
by jevanyn May 1, 2009
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acrotwins

two phrases with the same acronym are acrotwins.
Standing on the Side of Love, and Spanish as a Second Language, are acrotwins.
by jevanyn July 14, 2010
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unhear

To forget hearing something, usually disgusting, offensive, disturbing, or just plain fucked up.
Thank you for sharing all the gory details. I can now never unhear any of it.
by jevanyn October 19, 2009
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evilfacebook

"Why's facebook chat not working?"

"They're fixing yet another security hole."

"Evilfacebook strikes again!"
by jevanyn May 5, 2010
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LeBrontourage

Refers to the may hangers-on of LeBron James. Also apparently the title of a regular segment on SportsCenter
After months of speculation, all we've learned is that someone in the LeBrontourage loves to screw with sports reporters.
by jevanyn July 6, 2010
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farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
by jevanyn May 17, 2011
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