Jesus's definitions

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Christ_Omega

the Official name and alias for the one true god who walks the earth creating chaos and spitting blood from his snout.

*omg its Christ_Omega!! run!!!*

by Jesus April 14, 2005

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003