Jesus's definitions

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 23, 2003

African Round Ball

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA

Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???

by Jesus October 15, 2003

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

Vian

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.



(see also Kettou)

I pray to the Glorious Vian

by jesus March 5, 2004