Jesus's definitions

half quarter

One half quarter ounce of weed.

28.2 grams / 8

3.5-3.6 grams.

Typically 35$, a hookup is $25.

Yo throw me a half quarter for 25$

by jesus November 9, 2004

2012

the year the chiness invade europe

in 2012 the red army takes other the world.

by jesus June 26, 2004

crackilackin

see crackilatin

yo that biych was crackilackin, kiiiid!

by jesus July 10, 2003

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 4, 2003

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

Yippy Skippy

a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun.

also can be used when you just don't give a damn about something and want to use sarcasm.

Idiot 1: I'm leaving.
Idiot 2: Yippy skippy.

by Jesus January 4, 2004