Jesus's definitions

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004

jaggot

A name given to a word which is a mixture of two insults to create another (e.g. smacktard). Named so after the creation of the word, this word became a common name for words used in a similair way. See Jagon and faggot

Smacktard is a form of jaggotry.

Steve is a jaggot.

by Jesus April 23, 2004

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003