Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

bumhole engineer

homosexual

elton john

by jesus June 25, 2003

new fad

new fads are people who can not conceive original ideas through there own brain,so they tap in to others brain supply and over do what ever they are copying.newfadcopycats

RUSTY we know who you are,Bill you stink ass, and all you other fools aorund,we know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jesus April 09, 2004

fit

The British version of Hot.

"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

hispandex

1.A mexican or latin person
2.An annoying person

1.That guy making my burrito is hispandex.
2.Shut your face you hispandex!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus May 13, 2005