bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

by Jesus March 7, 2003

O.p.p.

Other Peoples Property!
as the song goes...

Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.

by Jesus August 11, 2004

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 9, 2004

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

by Jesus October 4, 2003