Jesus's definitions

adart

The mating call of the retardus maximus, also see AAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

<i>ADART</i>;

<i>I'm retarded.. ADART</i>

<i>Hey, let's go shove our heads into a pile of cow crap.. ADART</i>

by Jesus January 5, 2004

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 2, 2004

puskas

Often, the term puskas conicides with the annual migration of beluga whales from the frigid north to the southern seas. This is, of course, because puskas is rightfully assoiciated with the beasts both in size and eating habbits.

That Puskas ate a whole crew!

by Jesus May 12, 2004

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

care

Something i do.

oh mate, well care

by Jesus March 22, 2004

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003