A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.
by jesus April 25, 2004
A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.
by Jesus March 28, 2003
n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.
by Jesus August 02, 2003
Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
by Jesus September 23, 2003
Deemed Noisy Morons With Noisy Cars Society by the Association of People Who Don’t Care What Letters in Acronyms Stand For
Stupid RICERS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."
2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004
A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.
by Jesus August 05, 2003