Jessica's definitions

o

an ounce

i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!

by jessica March 7, 2004

ds

dick sucking

she got them ds lips

by jessica February 18, 2004

decrunked

watching faith hill while trying to get crunked

yo nephew christine decrunked the party bitch

by jessica September 18, 2004

Björk

Only the best female singer in the world, who is highly underrated.

# 1: Whose your favorite band?

Me: Björk

# 1: What's that?

Me: It's not a what, it's a she. www.bjork.com

by Jessica March 23, 2005

mofu

How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o

Happy birthday mofu!

by Jessica December 16, 2003

UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

by jessica January 3, 2005

zosh

bad word. not good to use.

thats so zosh. I cant believe that was just said. zosh is such a bad word.

by jessica December 31, 2004