Jessica's definitions

binghamton

So tell me something I don't know. Tell me something that doesn't only perpetuate counterproductive, negative sentiments. You're in college for fuck's sake. Stop crying about it as if you're in high school and whining that there's not a damn thing you can do to change your stance in this world. You can do whatever the hell you want. You can destroy your body with liquor and drugs AND contract STD's in the alley of the Rat. You may want to keep in mind, however, that your parents are investing a shitload into you regardless of your continual insistence that you should be at Cornell. Newsflash: They didn't fucking want you. Now suck it up and make the most of the situation you got. We have become a generation of Who Has It Worse and we just don't care what anyone else has to say. We know it all already: that life in Bumblefuck Binghamton sucks and people are so predictable it hurts. But here is what we really are: self-absorbed and depressed nutcases. And it's a damn shame. We cannot wait to relay our tales of woe so that we can say "I have it worse." There's never any "how can I make it better?" So in that case, drop out of this awful fucking school and get a job somewhere. Start the process early. However should you choose to make the most of it, stop worrying about the Japs of Binghamton, donate your actual time helping someone out, and then tell me you've only begun to discover the meaning of life.

(Binghamton is a horrible, horrible, horrible place! The sky is perpetually gray and everyone wears their Diesels and solows like it's their job).

by Jessica March 12, 2005

nik caner-medley

hot as hell. point blank

Nik Caner-Medley is hot as hell

by Jessica February 6, 2004

H.O.T

a korean boy group that debuted in 1996 with the popular record label SM Entertainment that have backed the artists: BoA, shinhwa, SES, Dong bang shin gi, and other successful artists. It was made up of 5 young korean boys.

-Leader: Moon Heejun
-Lead Singer: Kangta (Ahn Chilhyun)
-Rap/Vocals: Tony Ahn
-Rap/bg vocals: Jang Woohyuk (best dancer in the world ever!)
-Rap/Vocals: Lee Jaewon

They broke up in 2001 but everyone continues in the music business in korea today. Heejun and Kangta are both solo artists still with SM. Woohyuk, Jaewon, and Tony left SM, went to Yejeon Media, and started the group JTL together. All are also working currently on seperate projects, including Tony who just released his debut solo album. They had a really great unique sound. It was a mix of dance, rock, hiphop and classical music. It was beautiful in my opinion. On behalf of all of the H.O.T fans i can say that they are missed by us and one day we hope to see them reunited again one day.

H.O.T, JTL, boa, shinhwa, dong bang shin gi, yoo young jin, fly to the sky, S, black beat

by jessica May 13, 2005

shoji

A type of tri-folded wooden screen with wooden dividers that are either diagonal, horizontal or both that is backed with rice paper or a thin white fabric. Originated in Japan it has seen many other styles as it has become westernized.

I bought a really cute shoji screen from IKEA, I'm going to use it to cover the air conditioner unit in my apartment.

by Jessica April 21, 2005

P.I.M.P

positive intellectual motivated playa u kno

that nucca think he a pimp

by Jessica March 17, 2005

pizzle stick

its a dick on a stick. you eat it by a) juss lickin it b)coverin it with frosting then microwaving it (coughmollycough)

Mmm... the pizzle stick was sweet like candy

by jessica April 11, 2003

cake

the act of a boy trying to pick up females and always striking out

damn, that nigga be caking.

by Jessica January 28, 2004