304 definitions by Jessica

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

to have sex like squirels, verticly

look its paul and josh having squano sex

by Jessica January 27, 2004

by Jessica July 31, 2003

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do

1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

Amber is Stu
&
Jessica is Pid

you would be called stu
&
your friend would be called pid

by Jessica March 03, 2005

something intended to misrepresent the true nature of an activity

"he wasn't sick--it was just a subterfuge"; "the holding company was just a blind"

by Jessica March 17, 2005