Jessica's definitions

Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

by Jessica July 26, 2002

maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by Jessica October 29, 2003

Pretik

omfg how could u NOT KNOW!

sexiest people in the world
ALMOST AS SEXY AS JESSICAS

Your friend PK-GUJU has entered battle.net.

You whisper to your friends: GUJU !! GUJU !! *precedes to spam*

by Jessica November 13, 2003

scadoodle

to take a walk

For example, "let's take a scadoodle"

"okay you duhfuck
I mean dumbfuck"

by jessica October 28, 2003

xcon

private sex chamber

aka xXxcon/sexcon

"wow, look at aaron make jessica moan in xcon"

by jessica July 8, 2003

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!

Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.

by Jessica March 13, 2004