Jessica's definitions

carnessary

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".

Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"

by Jessica December 10, 2003

Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

by Jessica February 26, 2006

shit-trailored

very drunk; wasted; intoxicated way beyond legal consumption levels.

This past weekend at the party I got "shit-trailored".

by Jessica March 22, 2005

monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

fucker

one who fucks

wanna fuck?

by jessica October 27, 2002

Barracks Hoe

A girl who sleeps with more than one person in the military at the same time. She is gang banged by an average of three Marines(etc) on one day.

Stephanie is such a barracks hoe, she slept with 3 Marines Saturday Night!

by Jessica October 26, 2003

lick

to steal or rob

im gonna lick ur car

by jessica May 18, 2004