Jessica's definitions

rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.

Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!

by Jessica March 7, 2004

krunkalicious

full of krunkness and or krunktivity

Girl that party was krunkalicious!

by Jessica November 14, 2003

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair

-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?

by jessica April 25, 2005

canoozaling

Canoozaling is a term used to define the act of good loving. It usually includes all of the following:
Kissing (various locations including, cheeks, forehead, eyes, nose, lips), hugging, cuddling, words of endearment, head rubs, etc.

I saw Jessica and Carl canoozaling in the park.

by Jessica January 25, 2005

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

pimp juice

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.

"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"

by Jessica February 1, 2004