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lick

to steal or rob
im gonna lick ur car
by jessica May 18, 2004
mugGet the lickmug.

Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
by Jessica February 26, 2006
mugGet the Universal Lubricantmug.

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.
very useful in the human language.
by jessica March 25, 2004
mugGet the thing-a-ma-bobmug.

carnessary

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".
Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"
by Jessica December 10, 2003
mugGet the carnessarymug.

murck

Commonly misspelled as merc. It should be noted that the latter spelling is incorrect and even phonetically wrong. To murck is to:

1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.
1. "Tha cops was called and I was 'bout to murck that shit."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."
by Jessica January 13, 2005
mugGet the murckmug.

luncheon

Apparently in Northern Virginia, if you are "luncheon" you are really high, and in a giggly mood.
Are you luncheon, man?
by Jessica March 23, 2005
mugGet the luncheonmug.

I'd Host It

The geeky equivalent of I'd hit it.

It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.
"What about Tiffany?"
"I'd host it."
by Jessica March 14, 2005
mugGet the I'd Host Itmug.

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