Jessica's definitions
If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.
by Jessica February 26, 2006
Get the Universal Lubricantmug. very useful in the human language.
by jessica March 25, 2004
Get the thing-a-ma-bobmug. Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.
For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".
For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".
Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"
Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"
Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"
by Jessica December 10, 2003
Get the carnessarymug. Commonly misspelled as merc. It should be noted that the latter spelling is incorrect and even phonetically wrong. To murck is to:
1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.
1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.
1. "Tha cops was called and I was 'bout to murck that shit."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."
by Jessica January 13, 2005
Get the murckmug. by Jessica March 23, 2005
Get the luncheonmug. The geeky equivalent of I'd hit it.
It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.
It is used to express that someone (or something) is hot, and that because of this, if they had a website, you would host it.
by Jessica March 14, 2005
Get the I'd Host Itmug. 