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rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.
Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!
by Jessica March 7, 2004
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krunkalicious

full of krunkness and or krunktivity
Girl that party was krunkalicious!
by Jessica November 14, 2003
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shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness
dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka
by jessica March 6, 2004
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moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair
-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?
by jessica April 25, 2005
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canoozaling

Canoozaling is a term used to define the act of good loving. It usually includes all of the following:
Kissing (various locations including, cheeks, forehead, eyes, nose, lips), hugging, cuddling, words of endearment, head rubs, etc.
I saw Jessica and Carl canoozaling in the park.
by Jessica January 25, 2005
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dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
by Jessica May 13, 2005
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pimp juice

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.
"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"
by Jessica February 1, 2004
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