Jessica's definitions

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

condomsex

hot sex with a condom

that chick is having "condomsex"

by jessica April 2, 2005

deeznuts

used as an answer to a question...while making an attempt for head

Guy: "Hey do you know Bob?"
Girl: "Bob who?"
Guy: "Bob on Deeznuts Bitch!"

by Jessica November 24, 2003

Parada Noor

A girl that goes to Parsons Jr. High and is one of my best friends. She has been in my class since 3rd grade. She is a great friend. Loves Gel-Pens and is really helpful when it counts.

Ex: Parada loves gel-pens.

by Jessica March 18, 2004

my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

by Jessica September 9, 2003

conor oberst

beautiful, hot, orgasmic

that sex last night was conor....if you know what i mean

by jessica May 8, 2004

Emotastic

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.

That song is Emotastic!

by Jessica December 19, 2004