Woody Allen

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
by Jessica May 16, 2004
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orgasim

a good feeling u have that makes you want to start breathing harder and scream till you let it all out
i was having a great sensation last night when my boyfriend fingered me so hard and so fast and it felt all so good.
by Jessica August 13, 2003
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rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.
Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!
by Jessica March 07, 2004
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sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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Bennifer

A reference to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck as though they are one person and not two. Most often used out of hate or disgust and about movies which star both of them.
Dude! Did you see the new really shitty Bennifer movie?
by Jessica November 26, 2003
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The coolest 420 movie ever, to which there is <b>ACTUALLY<b> going to be a sequel, called "Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam".
You do know what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?
by Jessica October 29, 2004
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goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe
goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird
by jessica August 04, 2004
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