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Definitions by Jessica

adjective: Gorgeous, confident, cultured
noun: idealistic male.
Going to see Wicked? You're so Jai!
Jai by Jessica February 29, 2004

speculator 

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.
Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.
speculator by Jessica February 26, 2004

madonna-whore complex 

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.
madonna-whore complex by JESSICA February 24, 2004
A person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. This ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.
My boyfriend is such an emotard! I've been trying to tell him I love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.
emotard by Jessica February 22, 2004
the single greatest musicians, hands down, of all time. they deserved that grammy more than anyone else in the world.
i am so glad outkast is finally getting the recognition they deserve
outkast by jessica February 18, 2004
she got them ds lips
ds by jessica February 18, 2004
adjective; used to describe anything really far out and amazing, not necessarily lovely; an extraordinary stunt, or event. Also, onomatopoeia.
"That was/is SO gnarly!"
gnarly by Jessica February 16, 2004