Jessica's definitions

miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.

Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.

by Jessica February 24, 2005

clutch

n. "cool"
n. "rad"
n. "cold"
the new cool way to speak.

Oh my gosh, her skirt is so clutch! I love it!
Wow, it's really clutch outside.

by Jessica December 22, 2004

jeuf

an individual who has great sexual attractivity (usually pertaining to the opposite sex)

Whoa!!! That guy was a jeuf!

by Jessica April 4, 2004

pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

by Jessica April 1, 2004

loaft

to bum around carelessly

"whatchu sayin' this summer?"
"ahh you'll find me loafting at the mall"

by Jessica June 20, 2003

Mind fuck

To experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general. Such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she begins wrapping his/her mind around the new idea.

The movie Vanilla Sky was a total mind fuck. Now I don't even know if I'm actually living my own life. Man, my head hurts from thinking about it!

by Jessica November 28, 2004

chamlgein

A word for penis.

Jessica licked and sucked Salim's chamlgein until he came in her mouth.

by Jessica April 30, 2004