Jen:
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
"some of them are gorgeous, some of them are plain, a few are ugmos"
Or, from The Simpsons:
Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?
by Thomas D March 11, 2006
WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
by ronnie_e July 30, 2010
by raaal April 06, 2005
I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.
by Elaine October 18, 2001
by J. Newby October 21, 2004
by poo April 22, 2003
by UrbanHomo December 07, 2009