shizzly

far superior to the played out shizzle.

spongebob is the shizzly

by jesse February 19, 2004

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 04, 2005

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

mske

To Mske is to bring ones self to a public forum and plea to the gods to guide one's self and one's foe through battle with the hopes of gaining strength in terms of SP so one might be able to defeat greater foes through mskeing as well.

My Friends and I mske frequently on KaoticKontrol.cjb.net

by Jesse March 12, 2004

aftershock

The act of sucking the Pinkie after performing the shocker.

by jesse March 17, 2003

the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 30, 2004

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 15, 2004