Jesse's definitions

maxin

Climax or orgasm

I was maxin when my hoe started bumpin

by Jesse August 14, 2003

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

f'rank

A contraction of fucking and rank. Similar in style to fugly. Something is f'rank if it is extremely rancid. Can be used in any situation where expressing your disgust is required.

As I entered the room a f'rank smell filled my nostrils. Nasty!

by Jesse March 7, 2005

moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 1, 2003

grrlcrazy

n.,the overindulgence in the whole "grrl-" prefixation.

Grrl-this, grrl-that, she's really grrlcrazy.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.

rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!

by Jesse February 3, 2005

teeth

used when speaking in a sort of code is a must. used to refer to tits, breasts, boobs, mammary glands or whatever else you want to call the sweet sweet mounds of glory on a female's chest.

Hey Jimmy, peep that dame over there she has nice teeth, but don't let ya girl see you.

by Jesse February 13, 2005