Definitions by Jessa Pee
vagina camper
When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
vagina camper by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009
spooky turd
When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
spooky turd by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
orgasmic spody
The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
orgasmic spody by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
turd waxing
The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
turd waxing by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
Turd Vomit
During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Turd Vomit by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
vagatard
Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.