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Definitions by Jessa Pee

vagina camper 

When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.
vagina camper by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009

visual fart 

A fart that smells so bad you can see it.
Dude, where did that visual fart come from?
visual fart by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

spooky turd 

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
That's one damn spooky turd!
spooky turd by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

orgasmic spody 

The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
I just had the best orgasmic spody, and I didn't get anything on me.
orgasmic spody by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!
turd waxing by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

Turd Vomit 

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
Turd Vomit by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

vagatard 

Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.
Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.
vagatard by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009