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During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Turd Vomit mug.Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.
Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the vagatard mug.When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the menstrual death mug.During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Bloody Butt Nugget mug.After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.
I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the anal yawning mug.The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the fart toss mug.The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
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