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When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009
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by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
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Get the visual fart mug.The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
Get the turd waxing mug.The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
Get the orgasmic spody mug.During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
Get the Turd Vomit mug.Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.
Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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