Someone who is a total vagina, and acts like a retard. Occasionally, they can be seen eating copious amounts of ketchup while making retarded gang gestures toward their chest.
Dude, your mom is a vagatard! She ate all my ketchup, and fucked Big Al while making offensive gestures. She has bruises on her chest.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009