orgasmic spody

The act of having sexual intercourse upon a toilet filled to the brim with urine, feces, menses, vomit, cum, and used condoms without getting any of the substances on either individuals body.
I just had the best orgasmic spody, and I didn't get anything on me.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
That's one damn spooky turd!
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
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fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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menstrual death

When a women with heavy flow is engaging in the act of taking a shit, and at the same time excretes a large amount of period juice, which combines in odor forming a rotten death smell of evil. This is doubly offensive if the women is shitting in a dirty bathroom.
Dude that shit smelled like menstrual death!
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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vagina camper

When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.
That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.
by Jessa Pee June 04, 2009
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visual fart

A fart that smells so bad you can see it.
Dude, where did that visual fart come from?
by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009
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