R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person
1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.
by Jesse April 25, 2003
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third reich

The world is as small as a marijuana nug. Someone or something out there is smoking us in a pipe right now. When it lights it up for a toke, well where the hell do you think all the wild fires come from, and whenever he gets to a hippy bomb, well one word (TSUNAMI). Now onto the nazi part. See at the time the world was one strain of weed, and the nazi party was a stronger more potent strain of weed. So when he hit the shit the stronger strain took over, and that is where the nazi party came about. The third reich was the last toke of the pipe. Just like the nazi's it was working out so well and then just ended. So did the bowl.

The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.
by Jesse March 19, 2005
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radiohead

The most over rated band of all time.

The main stream's version of good music.

However, a fairly good band.
OMG Radiohead is the BEST BAND EVER!!! OF ALL TIME!!!!

too mad to go on
by Jesse July 31, 2004
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one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate
by Jesse May 25, 2004
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Staten Island

The long lost bourough of NYC. Staten Island has the biggest wiggers in the world. Kids from Todt Hill drive around in there Escalades and Mercades listening to rap and hate all the black, mexicans, Puerto Ricans that drive by them.

Also, where i live. -.-; The garbe hole of the world.
Staten Island should get flooded and die
by Jesse February 26, 2005
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twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it
I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground
by Jesse February 28, 2004
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