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spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.
"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht
by jesse March 9, 2005
mugGet the spray fartmug.

twater

ooze that comes out of a girls vagina.
i was lapping up my girlfriends twater.
by jesse October 27, 2004
mugGet the twatermug.

crapalanche

when you're burried in you're own crap!!!!!!!
in the book " zumbie bums from urennus:
by Jesse March 31, 2004
mugGet the crapalanchemug.

coo

baby ur coo is so warm and juicy
by jesse May 13, 2005
mugGet the coomug.

head

You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.
How would you like that head?
by Jesse May 13, 2005
mugGet the headmug.

cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka
Gimme a swig of cactuar!
by Jesse July 26, 2003
mugGet the cactuarmug.

clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk
outta my way you clodass
by jesse November 17, 2003
mugGet the clodassmug.

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