JessE's definitions

twayns

awesome, cool, videogames

let's play some twayns...and then shine some sack

by jesse October 23, 2004

maxin

Climax or orgasm

I was maxin when my hoe started bumpin

by Jesse August 14, 2003

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy

by jesse August 29, 2003

Blamela

A word used to take the place of a Prounoun, usually yelled when trying to cover a sound someone does not want to hear.

"Matt, your credit card number is"
"BLAMELA"

by Jesse October 27, 2003

queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003