shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 15, 2004

sick

A person or situation which is very kee is sick. Not just averagely kee, but kee all the time. Even more kee than an oss guy.

"Ah, sick! That Mex is giving fake expertise!"

by Jesse May 03, 2004

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

by Jesse February 28, 2005