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spanglish

- Switching from English to Spanish rapidly
- Using spanish words in an English conversation or vice-versa
1. Como se llama la chica con la mochila roja? Oh hey whats up? I have so much homework this sucks!

2. Hey Chica you looked muy caliente today

* Forgive the lack of accent marks and punctuation, my computer doesn't do accent marks and etc.

ps. Talking in Spanglish is fun, its the best of both languages
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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down the shore

What everyone from Jersey and Pennsylvania calls going to the beach. Don't tell me people for Jersey don't say this cause I lived here all my life and trust me 97% of the people call it the shore. the other 3% being transplants from other states. There is nothing wrong with calling it the beach. Honestly I like the term beach better but it doesn't matter. La playa, shore, beach. whatever you call it it is fucking awesome.
Californian: Dude let's go to the beach
Jersian: Yo let's go down the shore
Mexican: Porque no vamos ir a la playa?
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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jurzee

How people from New Jersey pronounce Jersey. It is not Joisy. I don't think New Yorkers pronounce it that way either. Everyone says jurzee so stop the Josiey bullshit cause you obviously never heard someone from Jersey talk.
Yo let's go down the Jurzee shore
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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snitch

A person who feels the need to rat others out in order to save their own skin. They are liars and tend to start conflicts between people and groups.
A snitch is the lowest form of life
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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movietard

Someone that lacks knowledge about movies
Kendra: Hey wanna go to the movies to see Illegally Blonde?

Monique: Bitch you mean Legally blonde? It came out like two years ago, you are a movietard!
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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video hoe

Girls who have sex with Casting directors to get jobs and money. These video hoes are in Hip-hop videos shaking there ass. NOTE IMPORTANT!!!!! Not every girl in a video is a video hoe. Video hoes have sex with the director and other people. Video models are just dancers that want exposure through hip hop music.
Video Hoe: I just had sex wit tha direcor Ima make some money

Video Model: I work hard and I'm a dancer. I see hip hop as way to make it big time.
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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new jersey

East Coast State. Lots of stereotypes are false about this state just like there are false stereotypes about your state.
Information:
- Capital is Trenton
- Three regions, North, South, Central
- We DON'T say Joisey, we say Jurzee
- Depending on where you live you are either close to NYC or Philly
- Lots of rich suburbs, ghetto cities, and beach towns
- The beaches aren't dirty, they are actually clean and have some of the biggest waves I have ever seen
- People are really into sports, football, soccer, lax, etc.
- Lots of hot girls and a lot of ugly ones too.
- It does not smell. If you think it does you obviously have been on outskirts with lots of factories which doesn't smell that bad anyway.
- We have lots of pizza shops, bagel stores, and malls.
- Most people in Jersey have respect for New York and Pennsylvania. We aren't trying to compete with them, we enjoy there large cities and they enjoy our beaches, fare trade off.
- Trenton, Newark, Camden, and Patterson are considered "Ghetto". It doesn't mean you are going to get shot for walking it just means don't be retarded, say the n word, or start shit with people.
- Most people are either Philly Eagle Fans or NY Giants fan
- A lot of people move here for our schools (good public schools and private schools as well).
- We have; irish, jews, blacks, italians, mexicans, pueroricans, hindus, muslims etc. We are a very diverse state
- We are a Northeast state
- A lot of people here falsey stereotype the south as dumb. I realize that Southnern people are for the most part just as smart.
- There are some really good and bad drivers. Honestly the bad ones are Asians, Indians, Old people, and women.
- We are short tempered but funny people.
- We have some celeberties that were born here.
- Right now we have a population of about 10 million.
- We know we are small but we are STRONG
Jersey may not be the richest, or have the biggest cities but it's my home. I love it here and so will you if you give it a chance. No one says Joisey. From North Jersey, down to South, and back up again to Central we are strong. We love were we live and wouldn't trade it for the world.
MAD LOVE FOR NEW JERSEY, NYC, PHILLY, AND REST OF THE STATES.
DOESN'T MATTTER JUST REP WHERE YOU LIVE!
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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