bawstin 

How someone trying to imitate a Boston accent would say "Boston"

*I'm not from Boston so I don't know if they say that or not, I'm from NJ and we sure as hell don't say Joisey, see boston accent, New Jersey Accent, Jurzee

West Coast Person: Oh my gahd, I'm from Bawstin
West Coast Person: Oh my gawd, I'm from New Joisey
West Coast Person: Oh Lawdy, I is from Nawlinz, Loosiana

Boston, Jersey, and New Orleans person: Stfu, stop trying to imitate our accent, you don't even do it right

bawstin by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008

Josh Bastin 

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!

Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.

Josh Bastin by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020

Gobble Basting 

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

Gobble Basting by 46GST March 5, 2010

Clam basting 

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

Clam basting by Clamer July 26, 2016

Thanksgiving Basting 

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

Thanksgiving Basting by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

Pork basting by chuckerman May 2, 2005

barstinence 

Not drinking alcool for a fixed time frame. Often self-imposed, the day following a serious lash.

- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!

barstinence by krayme July 15, 2013