Definitions by Jerome Myer

phartsmone 

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

phartsmone 

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

outfluencer 

An Influencer peddling a product or service who has gotten out of a scam while others are still being pulled into it.

I had invested in Bankman-Fried's crypto exchange before this Outfluencer took all my money for himself.

outfluencer by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

Outfluencer 

The opposite of "influencer." A person who is paid by corporations to denigrate, rather than approbate, a service or a product of a competitor. A corporate saboteur.

In this time of high inflation, our outfluencer suggested we promote our product being cheaper than our competitors', even though it has 4 ozs. less content to it.

Outfluencer by Jerome Myer January 6, 2022

trigonial 

An adjective describing a three plane, three-dimensional object.

This rugby ball was constructed with three identically curved pieces. Therefore it is trigonial.

trigonial by Jerome Myer June 10, 2020

polinomics 

The art and science of melding politics to economics

The Coronavirus has only exemplified the challenge of polinomics: the election of a president during economic upheaval.

polinomics by Jerome Myer May 22, 2020

quantum agnostics

A 21st century philosophy that attempts to meld science with spirituality.

Central premise of Q/A: We live our lives over and over again in exactly the same way in the time-space matrix alloted to us. Birth and death are "bookends", predetermined by a higher power, and prop up the free-will "books" of our conscious reality (actions, memories and dreams) between.

Will quantum agnostics allow me to get a life?

quantum agnostics by Jerome Myer September 3, 2012