Jerome Myer's definitions

phartsmone

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

thumbdumb

Scrolling poorly on a smartphone.

He thought he could easily scroll back to the photos taken at the beach, but he was thumbdumb.

by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022

Outfluencer

An Influencer who gets out before those influenced wind up holding the bag.

I lost my shirt to an Outfluencer who I figured knew his stuff about crypto, but who scammed me just the same.

by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022

Robotican

A Republican who robotically will vote for Trump in 2024.

Trump's core voter base, also known as Roboticans, wants him elected despite all human-provided evidence of his inadequacies.

by Jerome Myer July 3, 2023

exofinity

Beyond finite limits. Human imagination going beyond all rational or intellectual barriers.

Artificial Intelligence will take the human race to a new exofinity currently unknown or scoffed at.

by Jerome Myer July 3, 2023

Outfluencer

The opposite of "influencer." A person who is paid by corporations to denigrate, rather than approbate, a service or a product of a competitor. A corporate saboteur.

In this time of high inflation, our outfluencer suggested we promote our product being cheaper than our competitors', even though it has 4 ozs. less content to it.

by Jerome Myer January 6, 2022