Bidump

Bidump is a combination of BIDen and TrUMP who will no doubt be the nominees for the 2024 Presidency. When combined the word conveys the two things they most have in common: Age and senility.

I'm afraid of voting for Bidump because I'm worried about their mental health during the next four years. So I am voting No Tickets.

by Jerome Myer January 31, 2024

thumbdumb

Scrolling poorly on a smartphone.

He thought he could easily scroll back to the photos taken at the beach, but he was thumbdumb.

by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022

trigonial

An adjective describing a three plane, three-dimensional object.

This rugby ball was constructed with three identically curved pieces. Therefore it is trigonial.

by Jerome Myer June 10, 2020

exofinity

Beyond finite limits. Human imagination going beyond all rational or intellectual barriers.

Artificial Intelligence will take the human race to a new exofinity currently unknown or scoffed at.

by Jerome Myer July 03, 2023

Retrumplican

Republicans who want Donald Trump to become President in 2024

You have to be crazy these days to believe Retrumplicans can win in 2024.

by Jerome Myer October 23, 2023

phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

phartsmone

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

by Jerome Myer December 16, 2022