Jennifer 's definitions

blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

REAL UGLY

To do someting to the extreme.

Jennifer smacked Robert in his face real ugly.

by Jennifer June 8, 2004

magazine

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.

Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"

by Jennifer June 9, 2004

dis

1.to disrespect some one
2.this

1. she dised u so fuckin bad u turned red
2.dis shit is fo sheezy

by Jennifer June 14, 2004

swiller

To drink Vodka, red wine, grain alcohol, or anything that smells of spirits greedily or grossly....

The swilling bitch threw 4 litres of Vodka down her neck in the course of a weekend.

by Jennifer June 20, 2004

caz nosnah

Zac Hanson backwards.

Caz Nosnah, The Cult Lives On

by Jennifer October 5, 2004

Soulmates

The most spiritual and beautiful thing a person can witness throughout their life. Also seesoulmate :)

I will always believe Ladislav and I were soulmates, whether he is with me or not ;I will love him forever <3

by Jennifer October 13, 2004