Definitions by Jennifer

shitknackered 

Drunk....as in completely and absolutely shit faced. Annihalated... hammered, pissed out of one's tree...

Hey man...let's go out and get shitknackered tonight!

Dude, did you see her? She was shitknackered last night!

shitknackered by Jennifer July 6, 2004

swiller 

To drink Vodka, red wine, grain alcohol, or anything that smells of spirits greedily or grossly....

The swilling bitch threw 4 litres of Vodka down her neck in the course of a weekend.

swiller by Jennifer June 20, 2004

dis 

1.to disrespect some one
2.this

1. she dised u so fuckin bad u turned red
2.dis shit is fo sheezy

dis by Jennifer June 14, 2004

magazine 

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.

Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"

magazine by Jennifer June 9, 2004

REAL UGLY 

To do someting to the extreme.

Jennifer smacked Robert in his face real ugly.

REAL UGLY by Jennifer June 8, 2004

blubbering vagina 

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

blubbering vagina by Jennifer May 30, 2004

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla

Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.

finger banged the gorilla by Jennifer May 17, 2004