Definitions by JenThe80'sFan

my pet goat 

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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my pet goat by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

shlumpkin by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

running blumpkin 

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

running blumpkin by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

strong suit

What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about

Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.

Interviewer: We'll let you know.

strong suit by JenThe80'sFan June 23, 2004

ragegarden 

see audioslave.

Grunge Fan: What's the name of that band that those guys were in without the other guy, and then spoonman showed up and became the lead singer? ragegarden?

Informed MTV Viewer: I think you mean Audioslave.

Grunge Face: Um.... sure. It sucks, anyway.

ragegarden by JenThe80'sFan June 17, 2004

friendster 

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

friendster by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

euchre 

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

euchre by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004