shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

boink

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

up north

The upper peninsula of Michigan.

Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 02, 2004

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 03, 2008

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004