Definitions by Jeff moore

mikeis 

Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp

Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp

mikeis by Jeff moore November 19, 2013

fry balls

To trip out hard on mushrooms.

"Man, I fried balls last night -- I was yawning squirrels and shit."

fry balls by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

best be

1. You had better be.
2. You had better do that.
3. Expression of satisfaction.

Also, simply "best."

Albert: "I am a rocker. I rock out."
Ben: "Best be."

Albert: "I intend to give you five dollars."
Ben: "Best be."

"I win at Scrabble! Best!"

best be by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

shark on whiskey 

Mighty risky.
From a Space Ghost episode called "Old Kentucky Shark." The quotation is:
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer."

"Ooh, 45 in a 20? That's pretty shark on whiskey."

shark on whiskey by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

sperm-burper

An habitual giver of head.

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"

sperm-burper by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003