Jeff moore's definitions

sperm-burper

An habitual giver of head.

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

shark on whiskey

Mighty risky.
From a Space Ghost episode called "Old Kentucky Shark." The quotation is:
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer."

"Ooh, 45 in a 20? That's pretty shark on whiskey."

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

mikeis

Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp

Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp

by Jeff moore November 19, 2013

best be

1. You had better be.
2. You had better do that.
3. Expression of satisfaction.

Also, simply "best."

Albert: "I am a rocker. I rock out."
Ben: "Best be."

Albert: "I intend to give you five dollars."
Ben: "Best be."

"I win at Scrabble! Best!"

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

fry balls

To trip out hard on mushrooms.

"Man, I fried balls last night -- I was yawning squirrels and shit."

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003