Aquajet 9000

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.

"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

Phallus

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

by Jeff Johnson December 28, 2005

LGFU

LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.

"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 03, 2005

ampallang

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.

"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland

by Jeff Johnson December 09, 2004

CLC

Stands for Corrective Learning Center which is a nicer phrase for In School Suspension.

Kevin got three days of CLC for pulling down that kids pants in gym.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

Claggett

A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.

"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"

by Jeff Johnson June 05, 2005