Definitions by Jeff Johnson

Phallus 

(greek for phallos)

1. Latin term for erect penis
2. Descibe someone to have penis like qualities
3. Clitorus of the female

1. Phallus amat (Translation: You Love Penis)
2. Agricola phalli est
3. He licked your phallus?

"Mr. Kolo, what does Phallus mean" (teacher blushes)

Phallus by Jeff Johnson December 28, 2005

gayfer 

See homo, used usualy by a child, most parent's wouldn't think of it as a sware word

Ah gayfer frick dude man!

gayfer by Jeff Johnson September 6, 2005

LGFU 

LGFU, Lets Get Fucked Up, taken from the motion city soundtrack song LGFUAD. Meaning to get wasted.

"Dude my bitch left me, LGFU"

"What do you want to do tonight?", "Uhm.. LGFU"

LGFU by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Face Hole 

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole

"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.

Face Hole by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

weezer 

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

weezer by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

womb buddy 

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

womb buddy by Jeff Johnson June 24, 2005

Claggett 

A middle school located in Northern Ohio. Hosts grades 6-8 and rivials with Root middle school. The sports teams generaly get pwned but usualy have a single amazing person on the teams.

"Claggett is for the elite of them all but has way to many poor people"

Claggett by Jeff Johnson June 5, 2005