Jeff Johnson's definitions

Aquajet 9000

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.

"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"

by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005

ampallang

Ampallang Piercing is a popular male genital piercing. The most important things for a successful Ampallang piercing are the placement of the piercing and sizing of jewellery.

Ampallang piercing is usually placed horizontally through the head of the penis, above the urethra. This piercing can take a while to settle down, normally around three to six months.

"Ah the Ampallang well chosen, Now thats a piercing!" - Strangeland

by Jeff Johnson December 9, 2004

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 3, 2005

womb buddy

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

by Jeff Johnson June 24, 2005

meechboo

A fag or faggish type of man, or woman. Characterized by having proffuse amounts of gay, usualy anal, sex.

Belefuu fucking owns that Meechboo fag

by Jeff Johnson November 22, 2003

stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

gayfer

See homo, used usualy by a child, most parent's wouldn't think of it as a sware word

Ah gayfer frick dude man!

by Jeff Johnson September 6, 2005