Jeff's definitions

puntu

marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)

you got any puntu on you?

by jeff May 13, 2005

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 1, 2005

bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.

Bowl of cereal.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

tho

when a man or woman have extremley hard nipples when turned on or cold

christine W and alexa p have hard nipples when looking at jeff bowers juring the hot summer

by jeff May 13, 2004

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004