Jeff's definitions

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

by Jeff October 8, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003

backyard

slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!

by Jeff July 24, 2003

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005

igga

'igga' is addressed to the indians(who were inslaved by the white, british rule in india); originated from the word 'nigga'.

Was up igga, brother from india.

by jeff March 9, 2005

Ninja Rocks

Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.

Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.

by Jeff June 17, 2006