Jeff's definitions

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

pir

Parents In Room

Used while kids are in online chat
rooms/IM services and parents is in the room.

<TastyBuddy>: 'sup LilBitch? like that shit last night?
<LilAngle>: Why kind sir, do I know you? PIR

by jeff June 19, 2003

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

scadelous

someone dressed skanky or trashy

look at that scadelous biarch

by jeff December 9, 2004

wigger

A sad, pathetic little creature who deserves to get his azz kicked by both whites and blacks alike. The typical wigger is a 15 year old white boy in the middle of puberty who has no sense of self, and certainly no self-respect, who embraces the mannerisms and lifestyle of societies worst, the inner city gansta. An odd phenomonon indeed. With role models to look up to such as Vanilla Ice and Eminem, this person will live have a sad, dead-end life.

When Jonny came home for dinner last night, his mother noticed with shock another black eye on her little boys face. Daddy turned to him and said: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WIGGER. NOW EAT YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MACCARONNI.

by Jeff February 11, 2005

hot box

To smoke out a closed area.

Lets hot box that bathroom dawg!

by Jeff May 27, 2003