Jeff's definitions

hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

Verbalistic

Rap term used to describe somebody with fluent wording

Shadow One is verbalistic when it comes to his rhymes

by Jeff June 5, 2004

the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

Cut

(1)adj. When you are circumsized
(2)v. The act of circumsision

(1) His has a cut dick.
(2) He was cut at birth

by Jeff March 5, 2005