Jeff's definitions

dur

1.an incredibly stupid sound that is made when someone does somthing stupid..
2. a cat's face

dur.... how dumb does that person look.

by jeff March 31, 2004

Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.

Punch the Devil

by Jeff February 18, 2004

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005

Limaholic

A person who is addicted to eating roach turd.

Jebus man! What on earth are you eating! You sick sick limaholic.

by Jeff December 13, 2003

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by Jeff October 29, 2003

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003

szastin it

the act of masturbating to your friends best friend in his house after or before sexual intercourse usually involving anal pleasure

he wouldnt do it fo rme so i szasted it in his bathroom

by jeff March 9, 2005