Jeff's definitions

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 17, 2004

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

nitrox

A mixture of nitrogren and oxegyn that you would breathe if you were to go scuba diving below a certain depth

NITROX!!!! its yummy to breathe!

by Jeff February 4, 2004

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

by Jeff January 27, 2005

fucamonk

a word u say when ur mad

(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk

by Jeff November 7, 2003