Jeff's definitions

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 14, 2003

coal train

a black person

Bill Cosby

by jeff September 5, 2003

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004