Jeff's definitions

push

To apply force to another object.. usually an indivudual that you find bothersome.

I pushed the small children into the vat of molten iorn ore.

by Jeff October 28, 2004

nestes

the plural of nesticle. commonly used in certain IRC channels

* bob w00tles joe's nestes

by Jeff February 10, 2003

souch

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

backyard

slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!

by Jeff July 24, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003

xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

Fraaop

Originated by a small group of Marines. Exclaims a great exclimation of something you like alot.

Davis: im getting a new Bently
Pain: Fraaop

by Jeff June 5, 2004