Jeff's definitions

Wahine

A bunny. Cute and fluffy-like. yay Bunnies!

Wahine is a bunny. To be cute and fluffy. Bunny-ish

by Jeff March 1, 2005

acid

slang for LSD, a hallucinogenic substance synthesized from Ergot, a fungus which grows on rye. There are no known adverse physical effects, however, it may cause psychological problems and/or flashbacks. It is commonly distributed in liquid form, geltabs, sugarcubes and blotter-paper.

We're going to trip tonight, my friend but a 10-strip of acid.

by Jeff July 13, 2003

lemours

Comes from the term EMO. Stupid kids who like to make scenes and draw attention to them selves because no one else cares about them and they just go home and cry in the corner. Likes to dress in tight jeans and punk band shirts.

here comes a stupid pack of lemours! stupid assholes

by Jeff December 13, 2004

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

Keira Knightley

The hottest actress in the Known World

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003