402 definitions by Jeff

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

by Jeff December 27, 2005

JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

by Jeff January 10, 2005

ervdaperv

a distgustinly ugly human being who is incredibly gay, yet straight at the same time and hits on every female in sight. (See "ervert")

Look at that ervdaperv! No! Stop! Don't touch that person there!

by Jeff March 10, 2004

Peeman2

The Second best thing on earth.

I am the second best thing on earth, PEEMAN2

by Jeff July 23, 2003

Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 8, 2003

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by Jeff November 13, 2003