Jeff's definitions

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

fom

word used when explaining how hood someone is. similar to the word douv

damn fom is way hood

by jeff March 22, 2005

Breasticals

Ones breast looks like testicals.

That fucking kid has breasticals!

by Jeff March 20, 2005

fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.

That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.

by jeff March 20, 2005

broing

My new fucking word biznitch!

Broooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg that's such a fun word to say

by Jeff March 18, 2005

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

imaferretmaster

A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who will own your mother in a sweatshop if you cross him wrong.

Imaferretmaster is one hot bastard!
I want to fuck Imaferretmaster.

by Jeff March 17, 2005