Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 22, 2005

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by Jebus March 26, 2005

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by Jebus June 03, 2003

Hard Pad

DDR Slang: A homemade or bought pad to be used at home, but is of a higher quality than most others in the market. Often made of metal, wood, hard plastics and plexiglass, they are highly prefered over soft pads; cheaply made mats made up of multiple layers of soft rubber or plastic sheets.

My new Cobalt Flux is one great Hard Pad.

by Jebus December 09, 2003

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 06, 2003

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

Gne

the sound that a penguin makes

At the zoo today, the penguins would not shut up; all you hear all day was gne, gne, gne!

by Jebus February 27, 2003