Jebus's definitions

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

jak-away

A person who pretends to be away, when they arent.
a JERKFACE

man stop actin like a jak-away

by jebus April 7, 2003

fadeawaybitch

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
we love urbandictionary.com!

jebus is tired with his job and has some juicy email threads from his boss that the world should see. he posted them on fadeawaybitch.com!

by jebus August 14, 2003

vodak

1337ness incarnate

vodak + g0d

by jebus February 6, 2003

Gaytona 500

a sexual reference used by gay men when having sex

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"

by jebus January 15, 2004

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by Jebus March 25, 2005