JeSsIcA's definitions

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by Jessica October 29, 2003

Pretik

omfg how could u NOT KNOW!

sexiest people in the world
ALMOST AS SEXY AS JESSICAS

Your friend PK-GUJU has entered battle.net.

You whisper to your friends: GUJU !! GUJU !! *precedes to spam*

by Jessica November 13, 2003

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

doy

Stands for good golly are you slow. Also it too can mean the same as duh....DOY is just way cooler to say...fo sho

Did you go to school today?
Doy Carl, you only saw me.

by jessica March 30, 2004

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

smexy

sexy but at a greater magnitude

WOW look at that babe, he's so smexy

by Jessica January 31, 2005