Jd's definitions

Roll Hard

An action, usually that takes place in a car (preferibly a Range Rover) and decribes the manor in which one is driving, usually overaggresive and at a high rate of speed.

Rolling Hard in the Double R.

He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)

by JD December 24, 2004

BFG

BFG Technologies is a privately held U.S. based supplier of premium 3D video cards based on NVIDIA graphics technology.

"I abought a BFG Video Card"

by JD January 5, 2005

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

philly fade

Philly Fade refers to a haircut. In particular a cut where the sides are faded at the temples primarily but it can also carry back to and over the ears and neck line. East calls it Philly Fade and Midwest calls it a Temple Fade.

Hook me up with a Philly Fade.

by JD January 16, 2005

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005