Jb's definitions

Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by JB March 12, 2003

Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.

Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?

by JB March 12, 2003

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

Boco (n.)

Native North American Fatty. Indigenous to Rhode Island, but can be found swilling beer and triple cheeseburgers in Buffalo, NY.

I have never seen anyone short boco put away three racks of ribs. Drew Bledsoe would be proud.

by jb March 12, 2003

Los Dawg

Mini-Me looking peruvian that shows his penis for alcohol, food, or anal pleasure.

Los Dawg really loves to show the women his schvartza schlange

by jb March 12, 2003

yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew

96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT

by JB March 11, 2003

Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

by JB March 10, 2003