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Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
by JB October 20, 2004
Get the skipper mug.A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.
by JB November 11, 2003
Get the Cock Pilot mug.With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
by JB February 27, 2005
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Get the for real mug.A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.
When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.
by JB August 15, 2004
Get the Boobhead mug.1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.
Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.
by JB February 24, 2004
Get the Nine Volt mug.A very stylish Italian suspense-thriller. The killer usually dons black leather gloves. This concept being introduced by Mario Bava, in 1964's "Blood and Black Lace".
by JB January 19, 2004
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