by JB October 06, 2005

hi john, whats up?
well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!
well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!
by JB October 25, 2003

by jb January 30, 2004

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.
Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.
by JB February 24, 2004

A very stylish Italian suspense-thriller. The killer usually dons black leather gloves. This concept being introduced by Mario Bava, in 1964's "Blood and Black Lace".
by JB January 19, 2004

by jb March 12, 2003

by JB January 19, 2004
