Jb's definitions

crumb

to make fun of, ridicule

"Quit crumbing on me!"

by JB November 14, 2003

Kazaach

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.

I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!

by JB November 19, 2003

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003

catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

by JB November 21, 2003

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003

Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

by JB December 8, 2003

luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.

Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.

by jB August 24, 2003