Definitions by Jaybee Boss

Cooter

A guy who is so insecure, he watches his girlfriend’s every move when she’s talking to her male cousin who could be her uncle at her family function.

Hey cooter, what’s new?

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy who doesn't want his girlfriend to work out or exercise due to his small muscles, small dick and his insecurity in general.

Babe, I don’t want to sound like a cooter but don’t you think you should lay off the gym? Your guns are almost as big as my little pew pews.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A lowlife creep dude who tries to scare and manipulate a girl by trying to make her think her ex is a dangerous schizophrenic when he’s the real danger.

I brought my cooter pistol and my cooter self to protect you from nothing and no one.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy who heroically packs heat and parks far away at the neighborhood pool in case anything “pops off” when her ex comes back to save her from him.

Is that cooter in his truck by the pool house?

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy who gets alimony from his ex-wives and doesn’t pay child support.

How does he afford his gas?

He’s a cooter yo.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter

A guy that uses borrowed money to try to impress women.

Are you a cooterfish? Nah, I’m rich cuh. As long as my dad pays my bills.

Cooter by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooter cash

Pay to play cooter money. Money used to try to get pussy from a girl that isn’t into you.

You better have that cooter cash if you want this.

Cooter cash by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026