Jay's definitions

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005

horno

The insasionable craving or need for something that involves either whores or porno...

Damn it, Horno Horno Horno

by Jay January 19, 2005

viral

Short for 'viral marketing'. An online marketing strategy that encourages people to pass on a marketing message. Amusing and low-budget, a good Internet viral campaign (e.g. "Jerry Tate: Office Linebacker") will get surfers forwarding the ad to all of their friends to others, giving the company great word of mouth.

"FWD: Check out this hilarious viral from Hyundai!"

by Jay April 14, 2004

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay May 13, 2005

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003

ebo

Relating to an extacy pill (mdma)

"Hey, are you selling any ebo's at the rave tonite?"

by Jay September 7, 2003