Pakadol

nahhh hes a pakadol
by jay June 25, 2003
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freedom fries

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.
americans r fat asses. from a pissed off athlete from iowa
by Jay May 10, 2003
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fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!
steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs
by jay January 08, 2004
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crap ass

"that's crap ass!"
by Jay April 18, 2003
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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 04, 2003
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hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit
i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning
by jay July 18, 2003
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power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.
"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."
by Jay June 02, 2004
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