Jax's definitions

ur mom

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

by jax November 16, 2004

taptaptap that ass

mainly used when someone is good looking or you have extremely intense alcoholic goggles on and think this is the case and you would like to hit that, hook up with them, have them take advantage of you

yo i wanna taptaptap that ass

by jax November 16, 2004

fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.

Make sure you wash your fluffy mary

by Jax December 20, 2003

a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

by Jax February 18, 2003

bishojo

Japanese for 'pretty girl' or 'girly girl'.

"She's such a bishojo"

by Jax February 18, 2003

raar

v; to roar, or occasionally, perhaps a quiet mewling-like sound, depending on the context it is used in.

Javelin Whitetail raaaaaaaaaaars.
Javelin Whitetail RAARS!
Javelin Whitetail raar.
Javelin Whitetail says, "Raar!"

by Jax March 31, 2003

Spontaneorgasm

the burst of sexual energy felt when something turns you on suddenly and by suprise.. an orgasm you werent expecting

that guy was wearing the hottest cologne ive ever smelt, he walked by and gave me a spontaneorgasm.

by jax March 31, 2003