a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

by Jax February 18, 2003

Spontaneorgasm

the burst of sexual energy felt when something turns you on suddenly and by suprise.. an orgasm you werent expecting

that guy was wearing the hottest cologne ive ever smelt, he walked by and gave me a spontaneorgasm.

by jax March 31, 2003

Gerflekteflugen

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.

Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!

by Jax October 28, 2004

ur mom

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

by jax November 16, 2004

FUD

The acronym for Female Urination Device. These are items that aid a woman in peeing while standing, eliminating the need to expose the lower half of the body in order to urinate as well as the 'spash back' factor. They are especially useful while camping, performing outdoor sports, in nasty public restrooms, and on road trips.

I had to pee so bad, I was lucky I brought my FUD along on the road trip, or everyone on the freeway would have seen my backside!

by jaX October 28, 2014