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Someone deserves a good swift kick in the 455!
That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
by Java February 11, 2005
Get the 455 mug.Slang/metaphor to signify friendship and levels thereof.
Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness
DIESEL SCALE:
0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)
33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)
66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)
100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)
Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness
DIESEL SCALE:
0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)
33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)
66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)
100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)
Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
(DISCLAIMER:
- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!
- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!
- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!
- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)
Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!
Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?
Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!
Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.
Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?
Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.
However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!
- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!
- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!
- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)
Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!
Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?
Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!
Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.
Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?
Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.
However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
by Java February 8, 2005
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You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
by Java January 24, 2005
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There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
When I visited a military base, I saw Ricers Galore! Everywhere I turned, there were ricers! Ricers beside me, in front of me, parked over there, EVERYWHERE!!!!
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
by Java October 16, 2004
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Our soldiers may win in combat but lose in street racing as much as the Iraqi Insurgents do when they're in combat.
Our soldiers may win in combat but lose in street racing as much as the Iraqi Insurgents do when they're in combat.
by Java October 16, 2004
Get the ricer mug.Flipduck - lipd = (Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK???)
Hint: One definition of the answer word means "to copulate"
Hint: One definition of the answer word means "to copulate"
Get the flipduck outta here, you C-less Castle!
Oh, flipduck! He's coming! Step on it!!
For flipduck's sake! Do you realize how Gasoline that was of you to say that?!
Oh, flipduck! He's coming! Step on it!!
For flipduck's sake! Do you realize how Gasoline that was of you to say that?!
by Java October 8, 2004
Get the flipduck mug.Gasoline: Hostile
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
SITUATION 1-
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
by Java September 7, 2004
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