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gasolinism

Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
by Java September 7, 2004
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flipduck

Flipduck - lipd = (Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK???)

Hint: One definition of the answer word means "to copulate"
Get the flipduck outta here, you C-less Castle!

Oh, flipduck! He's coming! Step on it!!

For flipduck's sake! Do you realize how Gasoline that was of you to say that?!
by Java October 8, 2004
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Fuel Cell

Beyond and better than Diesel. If someone's Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.

See Girlfriend or Boyfriend.
Whoa, you're big pimpin', Enrique! Those girls are definitely being fuel cell towards you. If I used your tactics without practice, they'd turn gasoline in a matter of seconds!
by Java September 7, 2004
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jet fuel

Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.

Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.

ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
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C-less castle

Just say "Castle" without the "C". What word does it sound like??

It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.

See 455h013.
Last year, some of the guys down on A-Wing were real C-Less Castles! I'm glad some of them moved out.

For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.
by Java September 7, 2004
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sf

Dreaded and feared by all, this monster-byatch does not deserve to live.
I'm gonna murder the sf!
by Java February 15, 2003
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ricer

What you find a LOT of in a Military base.

Our soldiers may win in combat but lose in street racing as much as the Iraqi Insurgents do when they're in combat.
See Ricerland.

Everywhere you look in a Military base, you see Ricers.
by Java October 16, 2004
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