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Fetus

a kid who has an abnormally large head in comparison to the rest of his body. these individuals tends to be obsessed with seinfield and is rather annoying to talk to.
Hey, look its Fetus sitting with those guys.
by jason April 2, 2005
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cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.
"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."
by Jason May 23, 2003
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Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.
That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.
by Jason April 13, 2005
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moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.
Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.
by Jason July 22, 2004
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waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea
Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.
by JAson April 18, 2005
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braille

Braille as most know is the writting system for blind people. It is made up of small bumps.

Braille also describes the nipples when they are errect, under a shirt. Cause it's cold, or the girl is horny. Usualy used to aleret a buddy to someone near.
"Yo, that chick has mad braille."
by Jason August 3, 2004
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GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.
1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"
by Jason May 24, 2003
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