Definitions by Jason

Fazizzle 

It has gone crazy

My shizzle has gone fazizzle

Fazizzle by jason December 10, 2003

mindjob 

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

mindjob by Jason December 8, 2003

rice rocket 

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.

Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.

rice rocket by Jason December 8, 2003

Pizza Hut 

I have a coworker who has bronchitis. Is that contagious?
Also, if you have a cut on your hands, is it still okay to make food as long as it isn't bleeding?

I'm not a Pizza Hut health inspector, so I don't know.

Pizza Hut by Jason December 8, 2003

Lemmiwinks 

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

Lemmiwinks by Jason December 6, 2003

rentacop 

any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.

mall Security

rentacop by Jason December 3, 2003

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

Swiggle by Jason December 1, 2003